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Before the Liberals are satisfied with their remake of America it could well be that meat will be as hard to find as a firearm in the hands of a non-government employee. Liberals are not happy with cows passing gas all the time. They think it is melting the polar ice cap.

So the plan is to make the veggieburger appear to DRIP BLOOD when eaten. Scientists have been busy in the laboratory coming up with a genetically engineered soy derivative that “bleeds red”.

One burger joint already advertises the “Impossible Burger” which, if you listen carefully, reveals the news that the burger makes it unnecessary to raise cows any longer because it contains no meat.