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If the Medicare stooges says there is no nursing home care available for you here’s a viable Plan B/Part G.

Part G gets you a gun. . . that’s what the “G” stands for, and one bullet. . . that’s what the Plan “B” stands for.

You may then shoot one spineless, self-serving, elitist politician.

Upon conviction you will go to prison for the rest of your life.

You will receive food, clothing, shelter with central heating and air conditioning, 24-7 cable TV, a library, and any necessary healthcare.

Need new teeth, hearing aids, or eyeglasses? No problem. Need a replacement internal organ, or gender reassignment surgery? That is all included!

Your kids can visit you at least as often as they do now, or more often!

The cost to you for all this is zero, zip, nada! The same government that just told you they can’t help you will fund the whole shebang!

Bonus! You pay no taxes while residing in your new home.

Added Bonus! There is one less spineless, self-serving, elitist politician than there was when you enrolled in the Plan B/Part G program.

Extra-added Bonus! Hillary, Bill, and Barack Hussein may be joining you soon!