GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY IS AN OXYMORON
Posted in Uncategorized by Baba - Jun 02, 2018
In the past 47 years the cost to mail a First Class letter via the U.S. Postal Service has increased 625%.
We all know that almost no one writes personal letters anymore, and almost everyone pays their bills electronically, so how has the USPS survived without their primary sources of revenue?
The folks over at American Digest have figured it out. Here’s the edited gist of their in-depth analysis:
1. Concerned, responsible corporations all have their twice-weekly colorful and compelling advertising [CACA]*supplement printed on 100% recycled paper.
2. Millions of these CACA 100% recyclable advertising supplements are shipped to regional USPS receiving centers.
3. From here any number of allocated pallets-full of CACA 100% recyclable advertising supplements are distributed to local POs across the nation.
4. Postal carriers report for work and load up their vans with enough CACA 100% recyclable advertising supplements to deliver one or more to every numbered address on their route.
5. Each postal carrier parks their USPS van at the end of your block and loads their sack with CACA 100% recyclable advertising supplements.
6. The carrier then comes up your walk, up the porch stairs, and deposits your full share of CACA 100% recyclable advertising supplements into your mailbox at about the same time every week-day.
7. You open your mailbox and pluck out the CACA 100% recyclable advertising supplements.
8. You trudge through the house, out the back door and place the CACA 100% recyclable advertising supplements into the recycling bin with the previous day’s CACA.
9. Once a week the huge Waste Management Recycling truck will stop and empty your CACA into its maw and haul all those 100% recyclable advertising supplements off to the Recycling Center.
10. The collected CACA 100% recyclable advertising supplements will be sorted and shipped to another center for turning CACA into….. recycled paper which will then be used by a concerned and responsible corporation for their twice-weekly CACA supplements printed on 100% recycled paper.
Concerned, responsible corporations pay a fraction of a penny to mail each one of their CACA 100% recyclable advertising supplements (which weigh several ounces).
You pay 50-cents to mail a 1-ounce letter, and that is how the USPS offsets the cost of bi-weekly nationwide distribution of the concerned, responsible corporation’s twice-weekly productions of CACA 100% recyclable advertising supplements.
*Not to be confused with a term meaning fecal matter used by hispanics to deter their kids from touching something: “Juan, don’t touch that candy that fell on the floor, its caca!”
Stop the madness. Reduce the size of government by registering and voting against Democrats.
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