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I don’t care one bit about being the first to do something, but there’s no way anyone has already published a complete list of people who actually could win the nomination IF they chose to continue not vehemently denying their plan to run for POTUS in 2020 like I am about to do (publish a list, that is, not run for POTUS).

Based upon the first letter in their last name, here they are in alphabetical order:

Joe Biden. Former VPOTUS who has proven his prowess by avoiding being on the #MeToo list of gropers and snugglers. Joe is concerned that people might confuse him with Bernie Sanders.

Corey  Booker. US Senator from New Jersey who promises to reduce unemployment to Zero % by providing a job for every American “who wants one”.

Steve Bullock. Currently busy governing Montana, Steve believes non-citizens, aka illegal aliens, should not be subjected to needless anxiety by being asked by the census taker if they sneaked-into America illegally.

Andrew Cuomo. Andy has political savvy, and has had ever since he energized his Dad’s campaign back in 1977 with the slogan, “Vote For Cuomo, Not The Homo!”

Eric Garcetti. Currently running the city of Los Angeles, Eric has declared discovery of a sure-fire way to stop climate change, in L.A. anyway. He is spending $40,000 per mile to paint the streets of L.A. white, all 6,500 miles of them! (that’s $260M).

Kirstin Gillibrand. This lady is currently employed as a U.S. Senator from New York. She got the job when her friend Barack Hussein Obama snagged her other friend Hillary Clinton to be his Sec. of State, leaving the job open. (Investigations into the criminal acts resulting from that personnel change are continuing still.) While serving in the House she was known as a Centrist. While in the Senate she is known as a Populist. What she would be as President is not certain. . . perhaps Liberal?

More later. There are many more hoping to move into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in D.C.