KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER
Posted in Uncategorized by Baba - Jul 21, 2017
Let’s see what is shaping-up in the DNC circus.
Here’s who they have in mind by way of contenders to take the White House away from Trump/Pence in 2020…
–Kamala Harris. She is a newby politico from the zany stables of Kalifornia Democrats. She is Black! She is Asian! She is currently identifying as female! She has bonded quickly with the well-funded Hillary Clinton donor cartel. A unlikely as it is, she seems to be the front runner right now!
–Joe “The Snuggler” Biden. A known plagiarist with great teeth and octopus hands. Identifies as male.
–Bernie Sanders. Uncle Bernie identifies as male and promises free college and medical care to the many Millenials who absolutely adore him and his operator wife who is currently under investigation for criminal wrongdoing.
–Terry McAuliffe. Virginia governor and Clinton Mafia consigliere. Identifies as male.
–Cory Booker. Unmarried Obama-like Senator from New Jersey. Identifies as a non-homosexual male but told voters he hopes they are not voting for him because they assume he is straight!
–Elizabeth Warren, aka “Fauxcahantas” who clings tenaciously to her Cherokee heritage but refuses DNA confirmation. This Senator (D-MA) identifies as a Cherokee Maid.
–Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN). Identifies as a White female.
–Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY). Identifies as White female.
–Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT). Identifies as White, anglo-Saxon Protestant male.
— John Hickenlooper, Gov. of Colorado. Identifies as White,male Quaker.
— Jay Inslee, Gov. of Washington. Identifies as White, male basketball player.
–Steve Bullock, Gov. Montana. Identifies as White, male. Was voted most popular Democrat governor in America.
This just in. Another name has been added to the mix…
— Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA). Identifies as Black female Trump assassin. Was very good friends with Fidel Castro (father of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau).
So that’s the field as of July 21, 2017.
Let’s watch!
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