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Because he has sufficiently annoyed world leaders the Crazy Fat Kid– the only overweight citizen in N. Korea– has 150,000 Russian soldiers bivouacked on the border. And there is a U.S. Navy Carrier Task Force loitering well-within striking range. Hory Clap!

Despite all this attention Lil’ Kim now has to post a Craigslist ad for several hundred-thousand tons of coal for which his best customer–the commander-in-chief of all those soldiers on the border– refused delivery because he is now buying coal from the Commander-in-Chief of that Carrier Task Force.