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Over in the land of fruits and nuts the state legislature has begun deliberation on a crucial bill.

In an otherwise (sarcasm spoiler) smooth-running state the big dilemma is whether male convicts are entitled to bras and cosmetics if they identify as females.

Governor Moonbeam cannot fund the repair of a catastrophically dangerous dam, but his minions are giving their attention to the matter of size 52 push-up bras and beard-hiding makeup.