ANA CITES NEW DISORDER

Posted in Uncategorized by Baba - Nov 18, 2016

The American Nutcase Association has announced recognition of a recently observed mental disorder.

According to American Digest.org the anguished sufferers of this new (first observed Nov. 8, 2016) Emotional Disturbance (not to be confused with E.D.) display a common set of distinct behavioural anomalies.

The ANA has designated the disorder Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD).

An internal document leaked from the ANA research facilities in Hollywood and New York City states:

“Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes [enraged sobbing and non-sequitur logic] have been observed…people with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence… [sufferers] exhibit … the following symptoms: – Telling others they are moving to Canada – Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College.”

The ANA suggests giving a wide berth to suspected TARDS due to the high likelihood of triggering  childlike temper tantrums.

Here are some clinical photos showing typical TARD behaviour:

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