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Hillary’s other half says she has the flu.

Hillary’s doctor says she has  non-contagious bacterial pneumonia.

The doctor’s guess is not a recognized medical problem in any catalog of maladies.

That leaves Slick Willie’s diagnosis which his wife recently disproved by going on late-night TV and proving her good health by opening a presumably new jar of pickles in front of a live audience for the first time in nearly 260 days. Everyone knows a person with the flu cannot open a new jar of pickles.

So, was the Wizard of Whitewater simply overheated like her minions said when she went catatonic at the 9-11 ceremony?

Perhaps a thorough examination of her health records would resolve this mystery about whether the person 40+ percent of American voters are considering for the Presidency might slip-into a coma, or drop dead during her swearing-in ceremony.

Just a thought.

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