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–Today’s online issue of Not The Bee is the source of all the following non-satirical, actually true, entries.

–Usurper President Biden says we will be broke by the time the next CCP virus variant emerges, so we need to buy the vaccine for it now even though it too doesn’t exist.

–In China, third graders are learning Calculus. Here in America, third graders are being taught that men can have babies.

–One of America’s major pharmacy businesses is preparing to convert to robotic prescription service. There will be no human participation in the new process, which will be five times faster than the human system.

–The nation that gave the world the CCP virus now has robotic dogs with megaphones prowling neighborhoods blaring lockdown instructions.

–One of America’s top causes of a multitude of illnesses and many early deaths is obesity. A rap music star has introduced a line of fashionable sports attire for morbidly obese women.

–The usurper vice-president of the U.S. is yet to demonstrate any real ability to provide functional leadership. Every public, on-the-record comment, remark, or speech she makes is without substance. Following is a typical example where Harris is explaining what type of masks people should wear: “It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day. Every day, it is time for us to agree that there are things and tools that are available to us to slow this thing down.”