MORE RON BURGUNDY MOMENTS
Posted in Uncategorized by Baba - Dec 10, 2021
Following is a fictional representation of what Joe Biden’s Teleprompter presentation might look like. . . .
Do not begin speaking aloud yet Mr. President!
Read the following Notes before speaking aloud.
Important!! Do not read aloud any words that are not bold font and all upper case .
Repeat!! Read aloud only those words that are bold font and all-caps.
On the line immediately following this line you may begin reading aloud. . .
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. pause and smile reassuringly.
AS YOU CAN SEE ON THE CHART BEHIND ME, turn, point at chart, turn back, resume reading aloud.
MY ADMINSTRATION HAS THIS MATTER UNDER TOTAL CONTROL. pause and smile reassuringly.
AGAIN, THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN. pause and gesture to audience while smiling reassuringly.
YOU WILL BE KEPT ADVISED AS THE SITUATION EVOLVES. turn back to audience and exit the stage.
The reader can imagine what would happen with this imaginary script. Probably something like THIS.
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.
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